This morning during scripture reading, I asked the kids who will judge us at the last day. Joesph answered 'the judger'. Cute.
Joshua had a tooth pulled out recently by the school dental nurse. Josh asked the nurse if she was going to knock him out, and she asked him if did he want to be knocked out with a brick. He said "no laughing gas". She told him that would make him talk like Donald Duck, but Josh (quick on his feet) replied "No helium makes you talk like Donald Duck, laughing gas puts you to sleep."
When he had a mouth full of cylindrical cotton rolls afterwards he exclaimed to the nurse "I think I look like Winston Churchill!"